I could not stop laughing

I got one of the most amazing . I have a relocation company

Kindly advice your best rate for the below:

SERVICE: Full ORIGIN Service
SHIPPING MODE: AIR
COMMODITY: 10 x 3 months pregnant Murrah Buffaloes
VOLUME/WEIGHT: 2,000 KGS – (1 BUFFALO IS 110 KG + STEEL CAGE 90 KG = 200 KG X 10 NUMBERS = 2,000 KGS)
AOD: AMRISTAR AIRPORT
AOE: ABU DHABI AIRPORT
COLLECTION ADDRESS: PATIALA, PUNJAB, INDIA

NOTE: 1. Do you handle this type of shipment?
2. If yes, please advice if have any agent in Abu Dhabi, UAE who can handle the clearance of livestock. We are trying to organize this shipment;